the-punforgiven:

I think one of the reasons I like armour and masks so much is because I enjoy not being identifiable as anything more than vaguely bipedal and hard to kill with melee weapons

gayhaircut:

womanhood is about wearing a big coat and saying fuck this

striderepiphany:

Mrow

halfsavages:

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve a sword. i am true. i am loyal. i despise treacherous men. what else do you need? knight me already

unclefather:

suicientist:

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

Important Airplane Knowledge PSA

splickedylit:

hungry-joe:

the-worm-man:

sunbakery:

davereed:

unclefather:

Why is this so funny??

anxietyproblem:

vmvndv-666: